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i heart cops

children walking under mulberry skies
the old conductor freezes on the other spies...
see you walking with a suit and a tie
children water all the skim off the sides...
we got some winters from the old lost and found
the world disorder in a stereo sound...
~rogue wave

cops are fun. they really are good sports. and if you have not guessed it- this story is yet another addition to my overwhelming amount of luck. i am the luckiest person i know. here it goes:

while driving down rt. 309 on a beautiful overcast mid 70 degree day, i passed a cop. not only was i speeding- but i blew him a kiss. i mean, why not- it must be lonely being in a squad car all by yourself with nothing but the dispatch and radar gun at your finger tips. plus, really, it is funny. the cop was digesting some crispy creams while on the median watching passers-by with a glaze over his eyes and fingers. then i drove by, giving him kisses safely from the other side of my 1/4" driver's side window. didn't the cop whip on the lights and peel out from the median to come after me. for some reason he turned the m off again, only to keep his headlights flashing at me. well, i stayed in the passing lane- i mean really, that road is busy, and i didn't feel like pulling over. after about 1-2 mins i did pull over to the slow lane- but not off the road. he followed me and then pulled out around me and pulled over the person in front of me. if the technology ever existed, i would bottle up my energy and luck. i would be a billioniare. luck is easy though- i'm irish.

about me

  • i'm billiam
  • from prague, Czechia
  • where capital letters have been executed! let's see... i really dislike sunny days. i love precipitation of all kinds. snow is my favorite. i wish that it could be no more than fifty degrees fahrenheit, and clouds covering the sky. i enjoy friends and beer- in that order. i dislike wearing shirts. my random thoughts and unanswerable questions keep me up at night. when i sleep i have dreams; long epic dreams. i believe that it is important to be fit in mental, physical, and emotional capacities. any food worth eating should be as organic as possible, without additives that have letters p, k, x, c, h in close proximity without vowels. save a cow- eat a vegetarian.
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