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on many a thing

good-day sunlight
i'd like to say how truely bright you are
you don't know me, but i know you, see- you are my favorite star.

if my days were not long enough as they were, spring and the- vernal equinox, i believe, have now made it longer. good news for the plan to get to the U of E- i have found many an odd job, and tax return to help finance me. there are a few things left to get; camera down, just lappy and plane ticket left. what fun this will be. so please be kind to pray that i get there- and that they will let me stay.

guess what happened to-day? i made fun of cops... right to their faces, and they laughed. here is how it all 'went down.' i was extremely hungry, so i went to the first subway that i could find. as i was standing in line- in walk two po-pos. the nice indian lady from behind the counter asked me what kind of sub should she make for me. i told her, 'um... a ham one... with some bacon... actually anything that came from a pig put on. oh- hello officers, i was... just kidding.' then they both laughed, shockingly yet thankfully at the same time. upon reading the letters of the logo on my work shirt, they asked me if i worked for Norwalk- and i said, 'well... not anymore!'

my co-worker noticed that everyone behind the counter was of middle eastern descent. and he mentions to me that it must be hard for them to serve a bunch of white devils like me (which is probably a bad thing to do, because though i am not racist, i can get racsy). so i reminded him that they like money, and since i make twice as much as they do, they should be happy i come by. sure- it was over the top, but if you heard it, you would have laughed.

oh- and later victor, my co-worker, says that he notices that in the upper philly area that there are a lot of ugly women, at least women that are not all that attractive. he then ends with, "i guess i just have high standards." i then reminded him that his girlfriend isn't all that beautiful- in fact i said that i believe that she fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, only to fall in a freshly raked pile of ugly tree leaves and then beaten by beautiful children wielding ugly sticks. needless to say- he got upset. it was all in good fun i say- even though she isn't all that pretty.

i'll write something more serious next time.

about me

  • i'm billiam
  • from prague, Czechia
  • where capital letters have been executed! let's see... i really dislike sunny days. i love precipitation of all kinds. snow is my favorite. i wish that it could be no more than fifty degrees fahrenheit, and clouds covering the sky. i enjoy friends and beer- in that order. i dislike wearing shirts. my random thoughts and unanswerable questions keep me up at night. when i sleep i have dreams; long epic dreams. i believe that it is important to be fit in mental, physical, and emotional capacities. any food worth eating should be as organic as possible, without additives that have letters p, k, x, c, h in close proximity without vowels. save a cow- eat a vegetarian.
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